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Industry Friends: Author’s Note

In my late twenties, I found myself on my first business trip to Scottsdale, Arizona. As I lay by the hotel pool, sipping a frozen cocktail and reading a magazine, I felt my muscles loosen, my jaw unclench, and the knot in my stomach unwind. I couldn’t believe this was…

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Industry Friends: Author’s Note
Industry Friends: Author’s Note
Novel

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Jul 10, 2021

An Email About Reopening from Your Corner Bodega

(JUNE 2020) Dear Valued Patron and Neighbor, We know these types of emails are starting up again, so here’s one more: As we know you’re aware, due to public health concerns of Coronavirus (COVID-19), Sunny Deli 33 was forced to close its doors in March. Something we’d never done before. …

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The Haven

·Jun 8, 2020

If I Had the Nissan Pathfinder My Life Would Be Perfect

Or damn near it. — If I had the Nissan Pathfinder everything would just be… perfect. With its sleek design and low engine purr, I’d be unstoppable. I wouldn’t be your average CPA. I’d be a legend. Known for its rugged capability, the Pathfinder is perfect for piling in the gang for a road trip…

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If I Had the Nissan Pathfinder My Life Would Be Perfect
If I Had the Nissan Pathfinder My Life Would Be Perfect
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Slackjaw

·Apr 16, 2020

Leaked Audio: Your Dad Helping You With Math Homework In 7th Grade

We found this tape in the basement, and we’re pretty sure your dad didn’t help you at all. — Sarah Johnson! What up, superstar — you want some ice cream? Got Turkey Hill in the freezer! OK, how about some of this drink? I’m kidding! When I was your age I would’ve said yes. You’re better than me, kid. What are you working on, homework? Here, let me help. …

Satire

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Leaked Audio: Your Dad Helping You With Math Homework In 7th Grade
Leaked Audio: Your Dad Helping You With Math Homework In 7th Grade
Satire

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Mar 31, 2020

Dear Families That Share Holiday Letters

Happy Holidays! We loved receiving your family Christmas card this year. How neat that you fit all seven of your vacations onto one tiny photo card! Of course, we very much appreciated the separate page that recapped your family’s accomplished year. We are so happy each and every one of…

Satire

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Dear Families That Share Holiday Letters
Dear Families That Share Holiday Letters
Satire

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Casey Dexter

Casey Dexter

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Casey lives in NYC and works in the entertainment industry.

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